last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
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so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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