There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
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No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
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HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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