I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
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animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
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On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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