i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
whose parrot is this?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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