Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
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how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
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Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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