Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
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The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
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if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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