maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
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I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
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I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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