took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
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Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
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Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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