They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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