Tell her she can't have a vagina
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
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I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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