nutella sex= disaster
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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