i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
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please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
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He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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