it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
its not stalking. its research.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
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You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
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I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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