Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
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I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
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i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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