Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
So much rum. So many feels.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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