New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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