You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
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So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
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Let's have sex in an apple orchard
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
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