Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
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so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
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I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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