Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
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this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
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No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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