On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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