I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
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Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
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And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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