quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
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He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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