just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
