I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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