Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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