you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
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You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
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Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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