gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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