It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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