Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
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you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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