fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
