Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Randomize
