with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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