All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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