OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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