this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
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What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Mom said you looked used
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
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He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.