Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(816): View more from Missouri

you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?

(636): View more from Missouri

you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?

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(251): View more from Alabama

I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.

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(317): View more from Indiana

I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.

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(909): View more from California

Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.

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(512): View more from Texas

I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.

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(757): View more from Virginia

You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.

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(207): View more from Maine

WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.

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