It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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