Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
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