Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
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its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
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He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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