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(330): View more from Ohio

this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away

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(315): View more from New York

Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke

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(305): View more from Florida

Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Mom said you looked used

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(541): View more from Oregon

Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.

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(586): View more from Michigan

Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing

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(519): View more from Ontario

Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.

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