just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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