loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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