Kareoke will never be a sober sport
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
