ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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