Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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