don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
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