Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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