Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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