I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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