I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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