where am i from again
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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