Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
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he fucked my hip out of place.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
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I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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