ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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