I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
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He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
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Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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