i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
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That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
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We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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