Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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