glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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