my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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