therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
what if I'm pregnant?
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Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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