He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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